At lunchtime, Eric found a freak baby carrot that looked like it had two little legs. Eating this creature was out of the question so the boys gave it a head and arms. Now he hangs out (harhar) with Snorlax.

My other coworker, Martin, says that if you plant carrots in harder soil, they’ll often split up like this. A useful tip if you’re trying to grow a village of root people.

PS: It cracks me up that Eric has a laserdisc of The Cutting Edge by his desk. It does NOT, however, amuse me that Ian has naked Dave Navarro by his desk- yuck.